Q. Why can't Little Johny dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone

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Q. What will Little Johny do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

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Q. What will Little Johny do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!

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Q. How do you measure Little Johny intelligence?
A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.

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Q. What do you do when Little Johny throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q. What do you do when Little Johny throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his
mouth.

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Q. How do you make Little Johny laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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Q. What is the Little Johny doing when he holds his hands tightly over
his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Q. Why do Little Johny work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

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Q. Why can't Little Johny make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.

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Q. How did the Little Johny try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.

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Q. What do you see when you look into Little Johny’s eyes?
A. The back of his head.
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Q. Why does Little Johny always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.

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Q. Why does Little Johny have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.
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Q. How can you tell when Little Johny sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.

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Q. How do you get Little Johny on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.

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Q. "Oh, look at the dead bird.
A. " Little Johny looked skyward and said "Where, Where?